December 2009
Girls; Demons from hell that feed on the souls of...
Found this via facebook, one of my girl-friend’s statuses. i find it ULTRA true.
I took 52.5 seconds to finish a ferrero rocher...
Delicious. :D
I heard a distant early warning, but i chose to...
I'm disgusted by myself for liking her in the...
Here’s my secret. :) A robot can’t love nor appreciate love. It doesn’t have a heart.
STORY: BY BSCHH
toxicpandas:
amandasthoughts:
bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i finnally got to school and...
fmylife:
Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
don't regret, don't you dare look back. Every...
eatsomebrains:
daphneemarie:
mariayalynn:
misterpeace:
No one can figure out this system but it’s much less complicated than you’re making it. Here are the 12 simple rules you have to remember:
Every time you reblog, you’re awarded 10 points.
Every time you post something original, you’re awarded 15 points.
Each time you Like something, you get 5 points.
When someone Likes something...
I have found the paradox that when we love until it hurts, there can be no more...
– Mother Teresa (via quote-book)
ok Sgsecrets is getting annoying.
only some posts make me lol. Unfollowing soon!
Drama.
This is a five letter world that can bring hell to a individual.
It’s...
– Unknown (via kidlovesdoodles) (via evangebitchz)
When a girl cuts her hair, is when her life’s about to change.
– (via itismysmilingpills)